Justin Bieber Converts To Scientology
Justin Bieber: Baby The WTF here comes more from the existence of Biebers career in the first place than anything that actually happens here. If we had told you a year ago that the breakout pop star and possible album sales winner of … Justin-Meldal Johnson: HTDA sound isnt funky enough for him. Anyways hes workin for Tom Cruise and John Travolta now conducting e-meter tests in Scientology headquarters. Even Trents cult status cannot compete with the resources …
And what about the Church of Scientology? Just the name itself screams out that they believe in science over religion. I took a quick peek at its beliefs at Wikipedia and it seems that it lines up pretty well with the Gnostics. …. So now the new fascination is with Justin Bieber and its only a matter of time before hes forfeited the respectful appropriate nuance of entertainment. I no longer purchase clothing for her with butterflies peace signs crossbones …
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Because if she utters his unholy name even once, Xenu will come running after this bitch with an effing tentacle and a piece of testicle, and you know how this shit goes...Xenu'll feed Botox Face the testicle, and as soon as the shit hits her stomach, she'll convert to Scientology and get Herpes. I'm just kidding. But who knows? (SERIOUSLY, If Nicole Kidman were to be Tiger Woods wife, what kind of baby would they have. Answer on the comments below! ... 1.Justin Bieber ...